chalga

very sh-ty music made by bulgarian low-inteligent musiciants adicted to low-quality alcohol and preformed by guipsies and r-t-rded whors(most often blond).the lyrics are cheesy and doesn’t ring any bells…at all
(translation of a chalga lyr)
oh bathroom,oh joy
the village bathroom is the greatest joy!
chalga is a bulgarian style, first meant to be only limited to the music but then grown to a whole movement in the social life of bulgaria. the main traits of the calga are the following:
– lack of inteligence
– peasant origin (not really necessary)
– wh-r- type dress style (for women) and “big necklaces, cheap sport’s wear, white socks and black shoes” (for men)

well known names from the chalga industry are: kondio ciganina tup, mara otvariachkata, gergana the silicone and many others.

in fact, the last years the chalga replaced the p-rno industry, forbidden in bulgaria. the women who would like to become a chalga singer should go through several tests of their s-xual capacities. just after being sleeping with 2 producers, 1 ceo, 2 high level criminals, 7 low level criminals, 4 shop-ssistants (generally in butcher’s shop) and 12 neigbours they are t-tled “apprentice chalga singer”

in general to become a chalga singer there is also an “lack of intelligence test” with those 3 questions:
1. 2+2=?
2. what is the first name of todor jivkoff
3. name one river starting with “d” and finishing with “unav”

if you have more than one correct answer you are expeled for good from the chalga society.
“hey, chalgar smotan” – excuse me, sir, can i attract you attention to the following matter?
“zaebi q taq chalgarka” – we’d better not to discuss any further this woman with behaviour like a wh-r-
not particularly sophisticated music by (often) not particularly sophisticated composers, writers, and performers, mostly targeted at not particularly sophisticated listeners with 1/2″ foreheads and no necks (insurance business folks, cops, cheap alcohol addicts, etc.)

features cheesy lyrics and primitive melody, bearing superficial resemblance to traditional bulgarian folk music.

from turkish “chalga” meaning popular music (or sort of – corrections welcome.)
ooooh tiger tiger
do you have the dough
do you have the dou-u-u-u-uu-u-ugh
pretty chicks for you
bulgarian deformed and corrupted kinda music. good for nothing except making you stupid, r-t-rded and having sort of fun when totaly wasted !
lyrics –
the rocks are falling,
falling from the sky !
lyrics –
green, green when all my money are green, green !
a ganre in bulgarian music loosely based on bulgarian, greek and turkish folk music with some pop elements thrown in. the music and lyrics are usually of very low quallity. the performers are usually women that dress like wh-r-s as mentioned in the previous definition. however most of them are very good singers and work really hard, giving live performances 3-5 times a week.
(translated lyrics example)

…and don’t say words of love to me,
i most love the wisper of money…
greek and turkish music which is stolen by low-intelligent bulgarian musicians
tractor-driver, hooligan
is my neighbour bai ivan
he’s old-known in the pd (police department)
with his thefts from the tkzs (the communist system of division of the agricultural land)

bai ivan is very wild
whenever he steals he’s happy
he lacks conscience and morality
even the mayor was robbed by him!
7 times he has stolen
the pumps of the dam (!!!:d)

(duet “apollon” – bai ivan)
very sh-tty music made by bulgarian low-intelligent musicians, addicted to low-quality alcohol.performed by gypsies and r-t-rded wh-r-s(most often artificially blond and with enormous br–sts).the lyrics are cheesy and don’t ring any bells…at all
(translation of a chalga lyrics)
take off your sailor’s t-shirt
and i’ll show you my blue thongs