chalk cock
the act of drawing a male reproductive organ on the chalk board before cl-ss, and then covering it up with a magnet befor the teacher walks in.
the teacher will eventually take notice of the magnet and remove it, resulting in them having a mental breakdown when they see the penile organ.
works best with strict and/or subst-tute teachers.
pranav: “mark, why the h-ll are you drawing a d-ck on the board?”
mark: “just trust me.”
(places magnet and sits down)
teacher: “okay cl-ss, today we are gonna learn about the production of rubber in africa during the late 1890’s.”
pranav: “f-ck me, this is gonna be a boring cl-ss.”
teacher: “hey, what’s this doing here?”
(removes magent)
teacher: “who the actual f-ck drew this god d-mn p-n-s on my f-cking chalk board!?”
mark: “you just got the chalk c-ck, b-tch.”
pranav: “nevermind, this is the best cl-ss ever.”
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