chalkism


a lifelong and incurable condition that manifests in stupid behaviour, irrelevant quotes or singing along to the wrong record whilst maintaining imperfect pitch, it’s chief exponent being a nice chap called harry m.
on xmas day coming out with a quote ‘ho ho ho and a bottle of rum’ (clearly a b-st-rdisation of father christmas and treasure island – chalkism at its finest)

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