Chamber of Secrets


a lighthearted term for the void between a female’s legs with the all important harry potter reference.
remember to protect your wand when entering the chamber of secrets.
when you pop a chubby in cl-ss and have to “fight” off your trouser snake in the bathroom.
mrs. green, may i be excused. i’ve got a real chamber of secrets to explore.
an act of blasting a hot, silent fart while exiting from a crowded elevator. ideally, the gas should be leaked just before you exit through the closing elevator door. the remaining riders are trapped in the chamber to enjoy the fully marinated scent.

variation: the echo chamber. performing a chamber of secrets, but subst-tute a silent secretion with a loud, shreeking fart as you emerge from the elevator.
after eating a foot-long meatball sub from subway, i performed a chamber of secrets in the hotel elevator, shouting “jared” as i exited.

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