Chamfer
scotish male who has a fantasy about another man’s genital parts.
aye, he chamfers jenks
a late 19th century victorian game which used a traditional three legged milking stool. the stool would be turned upside down and the three contestants would have to see whom could sit on the upturned stool the best, the winner being the person who managed the most -n-l penetration. in the early years of this game the ‘world’ champion was a scottish man called chamfer, hence the t-tle of the game.
he can do a 12 inch chamfer
tesco worker with poor spelling and dodgy facial hair, usually scottish
:chamfar:
neanderthal troglodyte of scottish-irish descent, usually possessing ginger hair and displaying h-m-s-xual tendencies
lol, are you chamfer?
to fail at something in the worst and most embar-ssing possible fashion
“he chamfered that shot good and proper”
oddness itself
17:22:17 @jenkski: i = ordered pizza
17:22:21 @jenkski: hoorah for the intreenet
17:22:43 @chamfer: you actualyy orderd a wifer on the net
17:22:49 @chamfer: some thailand sl-t0r :p
a strange manifestation of oral love juice that tends to bubble slowly from the corner of the mouth.
he was talking a load of chamfer.
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