someone who spreads dog food on their genitals in order to attract the attentions of a family pet.
i swear i could smell pedigree chum, i bet he’s a real champ whistler.
- taco orgy
avocado, tomato, and jalepeño having s-xual intercourse with ghost pepper. “oh my god it’s a taco orgy!” ~ kayla “i wish i was a part of that” ~anonymous
- v*g*n* lips
a really saggy v-g-n- sarah had v-g-n- lips and they were more saggy than a old man’s b-llsack the act of taking a picture and failing at “duck lips” that it turns into “v-g-n- lips” the act of having lips that are so tiny and long they look like a v-g-n-. the act of kissing […]
- the stone age
when you’re too blown to know you’re in the 21st century. seth rogen went to tokyo and woke up in the stone age.
- urban white
not hood white but not country club suburbs white. just white enough to wear speerys but can also wear jordan’s and bape. most likely an -sshole that f-cker ain’t hood he just urban white
- kobe bryant squirts
when you start squirting while playing basketball. this could refer to either feces or s-xual liquids. dave: d-mn bruh i dont think i could play ball no more i got that liquid kobe bryant squirts joe: what the f-ck thats nasty