Champagne Ass


refers to the bowel movement that starts off with a small solid piece of sh-t, (the cork) and is then followed with an explosion of liquid – or “foam”. this is a condition most often -ssociated with the morning after a serious night of drinking.
“all that draft and nachos last night gave me a severe case of champagne -ss this morning!”

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