champagne breakfast
when you are sleeping somewhere other than at your house, a champagne breakfast is the act of urinating in a woman’s mouth when she is asleep. if you miss her mouth, the act is a golden shower of course, you wouldn’t want to do this at your house, because you don’t want to p-ss on your own bed.
last weekend, i picked up a chick at the bar and took her over to my buddy’s house and we hooked up. in the morning, i woke up first and she was sleeping with her mouth open. so, i gave her a champagne breakfast.
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