Champagne Hoe
when your boyfriend is covered in champagne and you still want to do him.
when you inconspicuously have a man crawl into bed with you and a box of chocolates while your girlfriend is holding a camera and a red solo cup of champagne.
phil king aka dj ducketts is the original “champagne hoe”
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