champion cunt


a no-f-cks given c-nt who wins at all costs. typical signs that someone is a champion c-nt include:
-doing aerobic exercise every f-cking day with no excuses not to get it f-cking in
-going to bed before 10 every f-cking night
-smashing in at least 5 liters of water a day
-they’re an aggressive vegan c-nt who doesn’t give a f-ck about being judged by first-world nonvegan pansies who can’t even run around the f-cking block
-smashing out youtube videos every day, even if it’s just a video talking about megalodon sharks while wearing a vegan tshirt
-has a vasectomy cos there are too many f-cking orphans as it is
-if the champion c-nt is male, his b-lls will typically be the size of watermelons
-if the champion c-nt is female, typically well-trained in the n-ble art of ballbusting
holy sh-t, abdullah from theglucosenetwork is a f-cking champion c-nt!

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