Champitis
something you contract when encountering someone who is champ. symptoms are: frowning of the face, compulsive urge to say “champ!”, and mabey the occasional stomach churn. the only cure is seeing some serious bait.
friend 1: oh gosh some dude tried to go smack at me!
friend 2: was he cute!?
friend 1: no girl! far from it he was real champ. had the nerve to come up to me wearin a fubu shirt, a coogi hat, and some pumas….and now i cant stop frownin i think i got champitis.
friend 2: iight time to go get you some bait to wipe that frown of your face.
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