champlain, ny

a small town up close to the canadian border in new york, that can easily be renamed to hillbilly heaven. your neighbor may likely be your second cousin or an on-parole s-x offender. make sure to watch your kids. the town is a go-to spot if you’re looking to go on a dollar store-spree because it has two of its own and a third in the making. the highlight is the towns favorite restaurant- mcdonald’s. even that is getting torn down. if they keep it up, there will be no champlain to add sh-t on to. the buzz of the town comes from its own high school, which is 90% pot heads. this town is one to love.
“hey man we should go back to champlain, ny this weekend.”
“you mean that sh-tty town you grew up in? no thanks.”

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