Champon
a drink. prepared by taking a freshly opened bottle of champagne and having a woman slid the top of the bottle in and out of her v-g-n- before pouring it into gl-sses to serve. there are both white and red champons, depending on the time of the month for the woman servicing the bottles.
we toasted the new year with champons prepared by our hostess.
usually a last name, originating from french decent. pr-nounced like tampon but with a “sh” instead of a “t” (sh-ampon).
h-llo, my name is mary champon.
1. chapped tampon
2. feminal act by male friend.
“my buddies and i were tryin to wheel these broads last night, but dandee was being a total champon and wanted to go home early.”
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