Chance of Penetration


heavily influenced by the bangometric pressure. highly sophisticated survey based on probability that helps to determine the odds of tappin that -ss.
did you see that look in her eye bro? there is a 100% chance of penetration tonight.

i blew it when she caught me checking out her mom, now there is a 0% chance of penetration.

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