Chandon


usually refers to the expensive french champagne moet & chandon, which is usually referred to as moet (pr-nounced properly moe-ay, but in an urban setting, it’s moe-ett). the chandon estates also have vineyards in argentina,ausrailia, brazil, and spain, as well as in the usa in california. fo rizzle!
“i got a roly on my arm and i’m pouring chandon and i roll the best weed, cause i got it goin on” – snoop dogg.
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chandon
the practice of physical union of male and female genitalia accompanied by rhythmic movements usually leading to the -j-c-l-t–n of s-m-n from the p-n-s into the female reproductive tract; thus producing a loud, obnoxious, and endless preaching to the females deity.
lets go chandon right now!
a chandon is the practice of throwing any bodily fluid into the face of your partner(male or female) and yelling “anthony says hi b–tch!!!”.
what are you doing for dinner?

i’m gon chandon your mama b–tch!!

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