changchun
city in northeast china, with all sorts of awesome places to eat, until about 10pm, when everything but the “mayflower” a local foreigner bar, and the 24 hr mcdonalds, closes. despite being off the beaten path, unless you’re headed to vladovostok or north korean, it houses an audi and a volkwagen factory as well as a fair share of foreigners. the flashy nights usually mean ktv (which is karayoke), bar, disco, or “m-ssage parlor.”
foreigner 1 “which city are you in?”
foreigner 2 “changchun”
foreigner 1 “chingchong!?”
foreigner 2 “nevermind.”
southern chinese person “you were in changchun? isn’t it cold there.”
other chinese person “at least its not siberia!”
american listening in to the conversation “yea f-ck that noise.”
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