Change name by default
1. what some understand the process of changing one’s name by deed poll to be. brought upon when the person explaining the process mumbles, stutters or somehow otherwise miscommunicates the message.
person 1: “mabe you should change you surname to flynnie”
person 2: – “ohh, good idea, i think i should change it to phlynmon though.”
person 1: “would you really change it by deed poll?”
person 2: “what did you just say? it’s not deed whatever you just said person 1, it’s change name by default.”
person 1: baaahahahaha, i don’t know what to say…
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