chantahabibi
a wealthy (older) guy who has not come out of the closet yet, but is an active h-m-s-xual. the word is a contraction of the dutch word ‘chanteren’ (to blackmail) and the moroccan ‘habibi’ (friend, lover). the chantahabibi has a decent job, and maybe a wife and some kids, and seeks his relief primarily among young moroccan boys to avoid his straight and gay world accidentally colliding.
puff #1: “how was your weekend?”
puff #2: “i’m working this filthy rich chantahabibi. a couple more weeks, and he and his wallet are all mine.”
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