dickstance
the distance kept away from a fellow man to have a conversation without appearing gay or awkward. normal length 1.5 feet.
chris: hey gio, let me tell you something
gio: alright bro, but keep your d-ckstance
the distance of a d-ck
from a d-ckstance
the world looks blue and green
and the snowcapped mountains white
from a d-ckstance
i’ll give you pearl earrings
and a necklace in between
d-ckstance– the length of ones p-n-s and/or genitels. also a way of covertly asking someone, usually a male, less often a hermaphrodite, how long their p-n-s is.
person#1: hey stavi, a hot girl wanted me to ask what your d-ckstance was.. she looked pretty sh-gadelic.
stavi: man.. my p-n-s is huge.
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a c-cktail that doesn’t contain any alcohol. reserved for friends that are too drunk to notice the difference but refuse to stop drinking. “dude, kaitlyn can barely stand. why do you keep giving her vodka tonics?” “chill, man. decoy drinks… nothin’ in there but tonic.”
- Tiggleswiggling
a s-xual fetish involving one person (male or female) placing his nose in the other person’s (male) navel while the recipient places his p-n-s in that person’s ear. dude, we got so hammered last night that i got a tiggleswiggling in the back room.
- goylander
a negative, derogative, abusive, racist, joke, s-xist term used to define any aspect of life, although usually used in gaming particularly counter strike. stop being such a goylander kaz. that fincra, acting up like a g0y again. stop goyin and play properly.
- perr
perfect, without flaws, to look good you look so perr what are you talking about.
- Delinquish
it’s like relinquish but with a d yo yo….you gonna delinquish my house or what?