chap ass
a sensation of rawness in the -ss. usually a direct side effect of severe diarrhea or a lengthy sentence in the federal penitentiary.
“please hand me that can of bag balm, i have a terrible case of chap -ss…”
chap-ss is a condition that arises when: a: you have diarrhead so many times and wiped your -n-s raw, or b: when you forget to wipe your -ss and walk around for the day. the end result is a sore and chafed -ss that persists for 2 days at the least.
chap-ss dont go away in one day!
a chap -ss is a word to describe someone being extremely annoying. in truth a chap is a type of legwear worn over jeans by cowboys, a chap -ss is the same, but minus the jeans. so there -ss in theory would be hanging out, therefor making it a chap -ss.
gosh cal, shut your chap -ss.
did you see that dude, what a chap -ss.
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