Chapin, SC


a small town sitting on the edge of lake murray and right outside of columbia. contains two stop lights and 7 billion churches/graveyards (in which to play hide and seek at night in). those who live here are generally rich and their daddies and mommies buy them big fancy cars. there is nothing to do in this small town, so partying is a huge problem here. some people aren’t rich in this town, and the richies make fun of them. if you don’t live on the lake, have a boat/jetski, or know how to swim, you’re not welcome here.
-what do guys in south carolina where?

-well, guys in chapin, sc wear rainbows, bright polos, and khaki cargo shorts.

-that’s embarr-ssing.

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