chapped corn
a swollen and irritated -n-s caused by any number of maladies, including -n-l s-x, greasy bowel movements, or dirty thongs. also used metaphorically to imply being beaten down my life’s injustices, as in “my boss is such a d-ck. i need a drink cuz the work week left my corn chapped and swollen.”
there’s no f-cking way i can go dancing tonight. my chapped corn is rawer than a shaved cl-toris.
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