chapped penis
this is a condition whereby the p-n-s become dry and possibly cracked. it may be caused by the evaporation of moisture due to having too much s-xy time outdoors during the cold winter months.
dave: hey, steve. i heard you had intercourse with tracy yesterday in the park. i bet that was super!
steve: yes, it was a-ok … until i woke up today with a chapped p-n-s.
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