chapstick emergency
1. any circ-mstances whereby one has not made the necessary chapstick preparations and finds oneself without an adequate supply.
2. any situation which impedes the process or progress of applying chapstick.
“man, i can’t believe i’m halfway through this movie, all alone in a dark theater with a bucket of salty popcorn, and no chapstick! this is a chapstick emergency!”
“i have lotion on my fingers and can’t get the tube open. this is a chapstick emergency!”
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