someone who has a d-ck reminiscent of a chapstick tube in size and shape.
my friend julian has a chapstick tube in his pants.
the only thing he can pleasure is a canary because he’s got a chapstick tube.
v. 1. to claim something does not exist, and post proof that proves its existence without realizing it. -gives lists of acronyms- ce is not in there! -but it is!- someone else:choop’d!
the extreme fetish of having your wife/girlfriend cut off your p-n-s. elliott – you getting chopped-off tonight? mittch – oh…heelllll yes. receiving a bl-wj-b “how did it go with that chick last night? did she chop you off”
- ducking the tape
one trying to be a hero and look like they don’t do the same thing there b-tch-ng about to the person to who is doing molly says hey want to smoke some weed jeffrey says sure i want to get high 10 mins later molly feels she needs to voice her mouth to say jeffrey […]
a rather large truck near mountain biking that well, looks like a dude truck “hey, look at that dude truck”
- taco taco pizza taco taco
what results when one takes a taco, places it on a taco pizza, folds the pizza into the shape of a taco, and places the folded pizza into a giant taco sh-ll. ralph: dude, i’ve got mad munchies. a taco taco pizza taco taco would be sweet right about now! larry: yeah dude!