chardonnay mom
soccer mom who is always swilling white wine at bridge club, garden club, book club, junior league and the like. her children are merely accessories to her social life. chardonnay moms may be observed giggling, gossiping, or making ill-timed p-sses at friends’ husbands.
think june cleaver on booze.
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