Charge My Phone


the excuse you use when you want to go to your car and do “stuff” with your girl friend.
i was wathcing a cr-ppy movie so i said my cell was dead and went to the car to plug it in. i waited a few miunets and my gf comes out and we have some fun foging up my windows.

“my gf and i went to charge my phone”

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