Chargin The Phone
the act secretly masturbating while telling people you need to charge your phone,
this comes from the uses of the ‘w-nk band product’
girlfriend: “where did you go?!?!?!?!?”
guy: “sorry i was chargin the phone
#w-nk #phone #secret #cheeky
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