Charging and Chill
that desperate time when you just can’t charge your phone without your girlfriend wrapped around your arms. as soon as the battery percentage reaches 69%, that’s when things start to get a little out of control.
joe: -put’s his phone on the charger
julie: -starts cuddling with joe for no reason
joe: “uh, what are you doing”
julie: “what do you mean what am i’m doing. were charging and chilling”
–15 minutes later, battery reaches 69%–
julie: -starts taking her clothes off
joe: “why are you taking your clothes off?”
julie: “what do you mean? this charging chillin got me h-rny, not help me take your clothes off now”
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