charging the flashlight
male masturbation. inspired by a mad-tv skit in which four men recharge various flashlights by shaking them, resulting in all manner of hilarity, including lots of doubles entendres and winking at male and racial stereotypes.
i came home from work early and there he was: right in the living room, charging the flashlight all over my victoria’s secret catalog!
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