drawings of yoruself (mainly done in disney theme parks) that are cartoonish. they end up looking much better than you actually are.
charicatures are also perscribed to fat people to make them feel better about themselves for when they die alone in a four house apartment.
john: dad, can you buy me a charicature since we’re in disney?
rodney: well son, i don’t know about that, because those things freak me the f-ck out.
- Hodak Moment
a hodak moment is a rare, one-time moment that is captured with a photo of ladies have a picture together thinking they are tha bomb pouting their lips and posing like hookers. guy #1: dude, check out them broads gathered together for the camera. guy #2: i know bro. that’s a textbook hodak moment there. […]
- rum rat
one who drinks heavily – ancient terminology thanks to my grandfather drinking shevits, mad dog, or beast. spd =’s rum rat – ciderpunx –
- Hoe jibberish
when, a female, preferrably one of your exes, gets stumbled in words while you’re argueing with her. which, in turn jibberish comes out. lisa: austin, you’re a man-wh-r-! austin:that’s why you f-cked three different guys in the past week! lisa: wll…i…aaaaahhhhohohuughg..kliihhjhkg… austin:b-tch! quit with all that hoe jibberish!
when you place your p-n-s in a scotch then -n-l a girl. rachel’s -sshole burned after being rumsaqed by a stupid tabc freshman.
- Hot Notch
a descriptor for a person who you would consider a contender for the best amourous enccounter of one’s experience. noteworthy. five star performance. a person who would likely cause an event in which bedroom furniture will need replacement. possibly kitchen utensils, as well. “megan was on fire last night! i’m so corn-railed i can barely […]