Charity Work
when a chick bones a guy out of sympathy
the only reason i’ve had s-x is because of mary rotten-crotch’s charity work
when you sleep with women so unattractive you are doing a service to not only them, but to the world.
dude, that girl i banged last night was hideous. i have good karma now because i clearly did charity work.
selling more than $4 worth of p-ss at a lemonade stand
“i did some charity work last weekend and n-body notcied”
beating your meat like it owes you money.
last night i was very busy doing charity work, i collected money 17 times!
chatting a girl up out of sympathy because no one else will do it.
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