Charizard

while having s-x with a girl with pubic hair, light her p-b-s on fire as you -j-c-l-t-. your s-m-n will put out half of the burning hair, and afterwards while she is flapping her arms about wildly, scream: “you don’t have enough badges to train me!” and run out of the room.
i would totally have given that chick a charizard but i didn’t have my lighter on me.
a s-xual maneuver where a man pulls his p-n-s out of the woman’s v-g-n- right before he -j-c-l-t-s. the man, then, takes a swig of whiskey while proceeding to light a butane lighter. the man blows the flame onto the woman’s pubic hairs lighting them on fire. shortly afterwards, the man extinguishes the flames with his -j-c-l-t–n.
bill gave mandy a ‘charizard’ last night while they were having s-x.
one of my fond childhood memories and i have the b-lls to admit it! this was my favourite pokemon as a kid and yes i did like pokemon as a kid, just like everyone else in the entire world did at the time. so you people my age really need to stop hating on pokemon, it’s not as embarr-ssing as it’s made out!
charizard was one of the most powerful non-legendary pokemon around.
a nasty little one- a charizard evolves from charmeleon starting at level 36. it is the final form of charmander. this flying type pokemon will light your -ss up with his firebreathing mouth. charizard is also known to pwn every pokemon known to professor oak (and colleagues) with exception to mew, mewtwo, and jigglypuff. overall, charizard will pwn any and every other pokemon in the species of pokemon.
d-mn- charizard just lit up bulbasaur’s -ss with a mega punch.

-ash
when you youre having s-x with a girl, then just before you -rg-sm, you pull out and set her pubic hair on fire. you then -j-c-l-t- on her, putting some of the fire out. you then stand up and flap your arms yelling “you need more badges to control me!”
“why don’t you talk to samantha anymore?”

“uh..i kinda did a charizard on her.”
a s-xual move when you light a girls p-b-s on fire and put them out with your -j-c-l-t-. you then flap your arms widly and yell “you do not have enough badges to train me!”
i gave christine a charizard last night and she flipped out when i started screaming about badges.
back in the day, everyone thought this guy was the best, but then i would whip out my blastoise and kick his -ss every time.
:zomg you can’t beat my charizard mwa ha haaa
:dude, my blastoise just kicked his -ss
:afdjkhskdfjhsdfkjh nooooooo

lol, pokemon. i wonder if people play pokemon online now, that would be pretty funny.

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