charlatainment
m-ss media programming characterized by its use of a charlatainer (i.e., a charlatan (malicious trickster; a fake person, especially one who deceives for personal profit) who actively develops and exploits a larger audience through a role in the public media by enhancing the entertainment “value” and, hence, the commercial potential, of news topics to the detriment of the veracity of the message and, as a result, the health, utility, and likelihood for progress respecting many issues which arise in public policy discussions. charlatainment works because it is an especially insidious form of terminal addition, which results in a p-ssionately rabid but woefully malinformed and/or excessively inflamed audience clinically disinclined to thereafter engage in reasonable discourse…apparently due to a permanent scarring of the reality lobe…
bob said he got all of his news information via charlatainment, because he enjoyed being freed from having to think for himself, having to consider that public issues are often intrinsically complex, and because he missed the pep-rally-like fervor of being unified with a group of think-alikes engaged absolutely against a common, token adversary…and because, given the permanent damage to his reality lobe, sound-bite-level -n-lysis was all that he remained capable of.
Read Also:
- Shave the Dog
the act of tr-mm-ng a man’s giant mount of bushy pubic hair to a more appropriate length in order to make his junk look bigger and more presentable to the ladies. eddie finally decided to shave the dog after his ladies kept complaining about his m-ssive gorilla salad. to m-st-rb-t-; masturbation jim is always in […]
- sharpen my pencil
to m-st-rb-t- to full extent and make your pencil (p-n-s) sharp (erect) once i saw that hot -ss chica, i started to sharpen my pencil, asked her to come in the car, and then it was all good times.
- Shar-pei squirt
a method of squirting c-m from an uncirc-mcised p-n-s. you reverse jack your p-n-s, so the skin folds over each other, looking like a shar-pei dog, then pull back quickly, unleashing a quick squirt. my girl used to frown upon uncirc-mcised d-cks, but then i gave her a shar-pei squirt.
- Shanghai Noodle
when a male unzips his pants fly and sticks his hand in his pants letting two fingers stick out of his fly. a female then lowers her v-g-n- on the males fingers and together they move up and down stimulating the females v-g-n-. (this may also be done between two girls, or a with a […]
- Chareat
1. to think of something as an impossibility. (sounding like chyeah-right) 2. sweet! (definition 1): person #1: i made out with that girl right next to that locker over there -points to girl- person #2: chareat! there’s no way you could’ve done that w/ her. (definition 2): person #1: i made out with that girl […]