Charlie Brown Tree
(n.) a sapling with little to no branches on it, especially during the winter where some individuals will decorate said sapling with ornaments that will ultimately weight it down. this can normally be seen in newly developed subdivisions in the suburbs and project housing.
“what the h-ll is that thing leaning? are those ornaments on a twig? looks like someone decided to make a charlie brown tree for christmas.”
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