phone-keys-wallet
the quick mental checklist that all men go through before they go anywhere. very useful when high or intoxicated. the order of the 3 items may change from man to man.
guy 1: hey man you wanna go get some kfc?
guy 2: yeah…hang on…. phone-keys-wallet,……alright lets go
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