Charlie Hash-browns


a self satisfying s-xual act where one takes their finger(s), usually the index finger, and m-ssages the ring of their b-tt-hole in a circular fashion. being sure to never actually penetrate the b-tt-hole to avoid any h-m-s-xual suspicions. due to the fact there is no penetration implies that the person giving them selves some charlie hash-browns is in fact straight, unless other data presents itself.

also referred to as simply ‘hash-browns’
cameron: …are you fingering your b-tthole?

notneal: naw man i aint gay, i’m just giving myself some charlie hash-browns.

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jack: so i was hash-browning myself the other day, and after i was done my finger kind of smelled like sweet potatoes.

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