charlie patton


an unknown species that seems to have a golden fluffy kind of hair, not fur, but hair. it mostly resembles a human in looks, but how it acts resembles a cross between a squirrel and a racc–n. it is mostly insane but has moments of clear sanity in which it is calm and calculated, a scary threat to mankind it is, even if there is only one he is also the leader of the x men in an undefined year.
“oh god, i think i just saw a charlie patton, oh no he sees me”

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