charliesheen
verb trans. destroy all that is good in your life. p-ss away great opportunities.
keep drinking a 12-pack of stella every night and picking fights with six year olds, and you’ll charliesheen yourself all the way to the grave . . . with a sojourn or two in the nearest jail.
a drug that can only be consumed by charlie sheen himself. it is unavailable because of the damage it will do to you. it has face melting power and can cause death.
“i am on a drug, it’s called charlie sheen. it’s not available because if you try it you will die. your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body” -charlie sheen
legendary party animal. gets the best drugs, booze, and p-rn wh-r-s money can buy. the hardest f-cking partyer since rick james, may he rest in peace (see, that sh-t’ll catch up with you!)
oh, also star of one of the highest rated tv shows, two and a half men, and he made some halfway decent movies in the 80’s.
dude, i got my 8 ball and i’m meeting up with buffy and cindy tonight. i’m ready to get my charlie sheen on!
winning.
charlie sheen.
when someone has been on a multi day cocaine drug and alcohol binge; bender.
joey didn’t make it to work on monday. i heard he pulled a charlie sheen so it doesn’t surprise me.
1) not bi-polar but bi-winning
2) a total f-cking rock-star from mars
3) bangs seven gram rock because that’s how he rolls
“you borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like ‘dude can’t handle it! unplug this b-st-rd’ yeah because it fires in a way that’s um i dunno maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm” -charlie sheen
throwing a 36-hour house party with a p-rnstar, in which you watch 3-hours worth of p-rn, only to critique it and do a suit-case of cocaine, collapsing and being rushed to a hospital. you then spend the next couple of days of your life in rehab trying to put the pieces back together.
anthony: yo what happened bro? i haven’t seen you in a month! last time i saw you, you locked yourself in a room with a p-rn star carrying a suit case.
henry: yeah man, i still don’t remember what happened! that’s what i get for pulling off a charlie sheen…
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