Chartreuse


chartreuse is a word that you can use to describe anything from a delicious meal to a fine looking woman. anything that takes your breath away.
“yo did you see the waitress at the lizard cafe? her squat game must be on point because that booty chartreuse”
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a shade of yellow green reminiscent of willow leaves emerging in the spring.
she wore a chartreuse mini with an aubergine feather boa.
1. adj., having the quality of a lie or an otherwise fallacious account, especially when told as if it were true.

2. n., a fallacious account or outlandish tale delivered under the pretense of truth.

3. v., to give a fallacious account or outlandish tale with the pretense of presenting factual data.

4. n., adj., some fake–ss color that some purport to be either an u-g-l-y yellow or a green which resembles a freshly cut lawn, after it has been regurgitated by a family pet.

5. n., a french liqueur; it was a favorite of author/pioneer/mad genius hunter s. thompson.
1. person a: i heard she plays with power tools and has s-xual intercourse with bears. person b: man, that sh-t is chartreuse.

2. he told me that he had licked the washington monument when he visited it last summer, but i knew he was feeding me some chartreuse.

3. don’t try to chartreuse me, i know you left that party alone.

4. she was pretty good looking, except for that chartreuse blouse she was wearing.

5. “with a pint of green chartreuse ain’t nothin’ seems right / you buy the sunday paper on a sat-rday night.” – tom waits, “til the money runs out”
1. a beverage containing a m-ssively m-ssive proportion of alcohol.

2. a great after beer drink

3. the green stuff that almost killed me last night

4. what all you s-xy girls can buy alex at the bar.
greg: “it’s almost 8am in the morning… hmmm time for my pre-breakfast chartreuse shot”

tom: “i was feeling more like a beer and woosta”
the funniest colour ever!
i was staring at chartreuse and rotflmf–
really p-ssed off and sad, upset
“man, ali was so chartreuse about that sh-t me and justin pulled on her.”

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