Chasing the Chicken


to wander aimlessly, but with great purpose.

derivation: in some parts of mexico, it is traditional at weddings for a chicken to be beheaded. the chicken will run around aimlessly, as children chase it around.
“i hate this job. i spend all my time chasing the chicken.”
wasting other people’s time with totally useless consumption of social media bandwidth.
i can’t believe that total -sshole posted “chasing the chicken” as his facebook status.
trying to get laid. seeking the velvet, heart-shaped box.
dude, i spent the whole weekend chasing the chicken.

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