Chaster Blast


when you have a random explosive diarrhea that makes an unbelievable amount of noise and smell and if it came out at just a slightly stronger velocity would lift you off the toilet. when it is over the inside of the toilet is completely caked with what ever your body had to evacuate in such an alarming manner.
i barely got to the toilet in time, the second i sat down i chaster blasted so hard man.

sorry but i’m lactose intolerant, if i drink milk i chaster blast within 10 minutes.

dude!!! code red!!!! no joke!!!! about to chaster blast move out of my way!!!!

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