chastity beard
a beard which girls find unattractive that a man grows when his girlfriend, who normally would make him shave, goes away for a long time. the beard repels other girls and thus ensures the man’s chast-ty.
jake: what’s that disgusting thing on your face?
james: that’s just my chast-ty beard.
jake: oh right, your girlfriend is on vacation.
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