Chastity Knot
also known as a chast-ty pretzel, the chast-ty knot is a form of sterilization in which the p-n-s is tied in a knot, therefore making it virtually impossible to have s-x. it is commonly practiced in african tribes and isolated jewish communities. this somewhat odd method of sterilization can result in several fatal side effects. the p-n-s may have a restricted blood flow which results in gangrene and in extreme cases, the p-n-s falling off. in addition, if the person with a chast-ty knot obtains a b-n-r it will result in death.
jewish mother: oy vey! i caught my son kissing a girl the other day, i think i may have to administer a chast-ty knot!
jewish mother 2: nothing like a good ‘ol chast-ty pretzel! now what say you to a bagel with salmon and cream cheese?
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