Chimployee
a simple minded, and often single-tasked employee. although chimployees are not required to perform difficult tasks, those tasks they do perform are often done poorly. the b-tt of many jokes, the chimployee rarely goes above and beyond the efforts of other, more effective employees. given half a chance, the chimployee will usually act like a moron.
“hey dan, did you see the chimployee they hired to replace the lightbulbs in building b?”
“yeah. i tried to talk to him about breakfast and he nearly fell off the scaffold.”
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