chastity shorts
spandex or soffe shorts worn under a dress or skirt to prevent regrettable s-xual acts from occurring that evening. the shorts are used to stop a fast drunken decision from being made because when a boy takes off said dress or skirt, he will stumble upon the shorts and it will make the girl think twice about what is happening. the shorts can also be bedazzled with sayings including “stop!”, “what would my mother say about this?”, and “do not enter”.
guy: what are these?
girl: oh, these are my chast-ty shorts…wow, that just made me think about what is happening right now and now i don’t want to hook up with you anymore. thank goodness these chast-ty shorts ruined the moment so i won’t do anything i will regret.
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