Lapham


a forceful lap dance that pushes out the most stubborn of turtle-head.
“this celery tastes good now, but i know i’ll be looking for a lapham later.”
p-n-s, schl-ng, dong. you get the point.
suzy waited anxiously on the bed.
jimmy vaulted into the bedroom, his lapham covered with whipcream and a cherry.
>feeds on pies
>hangs around with formans
>looks similar to the inside of an international rugby player’s jock strap
>is about equal in intelligence level to a pebble
>favourite phrases include ‘pgr’ & ‘ph’.
1: f-ck me! that person looks like a buffalo’s -rs-.
2: it’s a lapham!
1: oh, that explains it.
2: mmmm.
the male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates and usu. of urination in mammals
i was playing with my lap ham.

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