chat ass


occurs when people spend way too much time infront of the computer chatting and eating snacks. the -ss gets bigger and contours perfectly to the chair.
from behind it resembles (___|___)
person 1: i’m hoping to land me a job staring at a pc all day.
person 2: yeah that would be great, but you’ll end up with chat -ss.

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