Chat Chess


when talking to someone on chat (fb, skype, msn etc.) and they take forever to respond, and the pace of the chat resembles a game of chess.
you: hey, how r u?

(time p-sses)

them: good, yaself?

you: nb, how was work?

(a long time p-sses)

them: um, it was ok.

you: ahuh…what you doing now?

(again, time p-sses. they start typing. they delete it. they start again.)

you: wtf is this, chat chess?!!!

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