Chatroom Online Midlife Crisis (COMC)


someone, middle aged, who changes their blog/chat/screen/etc… names, for no other reason other than, they are suffering midlife crisis, offline, which has spilled into their online world. i was studying this, and, knowing this guy from chatting with him for years, i have determined (and coined a new phrase in doing so,) that dude is suffering from comc (chatroom online midlife crisis.)
just now, i was chatting in the room with someone i have spoken to for about 4-5 years, who is pretty much a f’ing jerk, and someone was asking him why did he change his screen name, again (since he didn’t lose it to

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